150+[SEXY] Dirty Pick Up Lines in 2022

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Dirty Pick Up Lines
Dirty Pick Up Lines

Dirty Pick Up Lines

1. Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?

2. I lost my keys… can I check your pants?

3. Are you undressing me with your eyes?!

4. That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have s*x?

5. I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

Dirty Pick Up Lines
Dirty Pick Up Lines

6. What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

7. We were both born without clothes.

8. You know, if I were you, I’d have s*x with me.

9. I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?

10. Are you a washing machine? thats why I want to put my dirty load in you.

Good Pick Up Lines Dirty
Good Pick Up Lines Dirty

11. You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

12. What is the difference between Blonde and Butter? Butter is difficult to spread.

13. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

14. I’m not staring at your b00bs. I’m staring at your heart.

15. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

Good Pick Up Lines Dirty
Good Pick Up Lines Dirty

16. Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9

17. Sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops up

18. The FBI wants to steal my pen!s. Can I hide it insideyou?

19. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty

20. With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F

Good Pick Up Lines Dirty
Good Pick Up Lines Dirty

21. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.

22. If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion

23. Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.

24. Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

25. I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.

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Christmas Pick Up Lines Dirty

26. Does your name start with “C” because I can “C” us getting down.

27. I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?

28. This might seem corny, but you’re making me horny.

29. Want to save water by showering together?

30. I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.

Christmas Pick Up Lines Dirty
Christmas Pick Up Lines Dirty

31. Want to go half on a baby?

32. Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth?

33. I may not go down in history, but I will go down on you.

34. Your clothes look so uncomfortable. Why don’t you let me help you take them off?

35. I wish you were here to play ‘Simon Says’ with me… in bed.

Christmas Pick Up Lines Dirty
Christmas Pick Up Lines Dirty

36. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

37. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

38. Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

39. Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

40. If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head.

Terrible Pick Up Lines Dirty
Terrible Pick Up Lines Dirty

41. If you don’t want to have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice

42. Your Daddy must have been a baker, cause you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever seen

43. Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?

44. Do I have to sign for your package?

45. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

Terrible Pick Up Lines Dirty
Terrible Pick Up Lines Dirty

46. Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?

47. You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan

48. I bet you $40 you’re gonna turn me down

49. I’m just like a pore strip. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfied once you do.

50. You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

Terrible Pick Up Lines Dirty
Terrible Pick Up Lines Dirty

 

Dirty Pick Up Lines To Say To A Guy

51. I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

52. I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

53. Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.

54. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

55. I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you

Dirty Pick Up Lines To Say To A Guy
Dirty Pick Up Lines To Say To A Guy

56. Tell your jugs to stop staring at my eyes

57. I’m a mind reader and yes I will sleep with you

58. Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.

59. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

60. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

Dirty Pick Up Lines To Say To A Guy
Dirty Pick Up Lines To Say To A Guy

61. If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

62. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

63. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

64. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

65. Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.

Dirty Pick Up Lines For Him
Dirty Pick Up Lines For Him

66. Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?

67. You’re like my menorah’s candles… getting hotter every day.

68. Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

69. If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.

70. Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.

Dirty Pick Up Lines To Say To Guys
Dirty Pick Up Lines To Say To Guys

Dirty Pick Up Lines For Her

71. You’ve been a bad girl. Go to my room

72. You look so sweet you’re giving’ me a toothache

73. Hi, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus

74. Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.

75. Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like… my next girlfriend

Dirty Pick Up Lines For Her
Dirty Pick Up Lines For Her

76. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

77. Remember my name, because you’ll be screaming it later

78. Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good

79. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged

80. Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?

Dirty Pick Up Lines For Her
Dirty Pick Up Lines For Her

81. Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.

82. Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.

83. Let’s play carpenter! First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.

84. Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

85. Do you want to know how I got these muscles? Picking up beautiful women like yourself.

Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls
Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls

86. I don’t like children until they are OUR children. What do you think about that?

87. Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.

88. What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.

89. Do you know what would look good on you? Me

90. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on

Dirty Pick Up Lines For Females
Dirty Pick Up Lines For Females

91. Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on

92. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed

93. The FBI wants to steal my pen!s. Can I hide it insideyou?

94. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty

95. What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari

Dirty Pick Up Lines To Say To A Girl
Dirty Pick Up Lines To Say To A Girl

96. Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty

97. Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit

98. Hey baby there’s a party in my pants and you are invited

99. Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a cock?

100. (Look down at your crotch) It’s not just going to suck itself

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Dirty Pick Up Lines Tagalog

 

Funny Dirty Pick Up Lines

101. Did you fart because you blew me away

102. Don’t ever change. Just get naked.

103. Do you know karate because your body is kickin

104. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

105. You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

Funny Dirty Pick Up Lines
Funny Dirty Pick Up Lines

106. Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice

107. Just checked my battery life, it’s at 69%.

108. I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle

109. Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

110. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh

Funny Dirty Pick Up Lines
Funny Dirty Pick Up Lines

 

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111. My d!ck’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

112. If I told you I had a 2-inch d!ck would you fck me? (No) Good, because mine is 8 inches.

113. Wanna play war? I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the fck outta me

114. If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

115. I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas

Dirty Pick Up Lines Reddit
Dirty Pick Up Lines Reddit

116. I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free

117. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK…

118. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fck you on the floor

119. Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

120. Hey I’m looking for a treasure, Can I look around your chest?

Dirty Pick Up Lines Reddit
Dirty Pick Up Lines Reddit

 

Dirty Pickup Lines

121. I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?

122. Are you gay? (No) Wow, me neither, let’s bang

123. You’re like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast

124. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

125. Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

Dirty Pickup Lines
Dirty Pickup Lines

126. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

127. I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list

128. Do you believe guys think with their d!ck? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

129. Do you believe in free love? (No) Then how much for a BJ?

130. Do you live on a chicken farm? (No) You sure know how to raise cocks

Dirty Pickup Lines
Dirty Pickup Lines

131. Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

132. Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? (No) Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

133. That dress looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I

134. I would tell you a joke about my peepee, but it’s too long

135. I’d love to see you wearing your birthday suit

Dirty Pickup Lines
Dirty Pickup Lines

136. I’m a zombie, can I eat you out?

137. I’ve recently qualified as a gynecologist and I’d like to offer you my pro-boner services

138. If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?

139. Just to be clear, we’re both heading for the same bed tonight, right?

140. You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

Dirty Pickup Lines For Males
Dirty Pickup Lines For Males

141. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

142. If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

143. Did you get those pants for 50 percent off? They’re 100 percent off at my place.

144. I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.

145. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.

Dirty Pickup Lines For Males
Dirty Pickup Lines For Males

146. I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have s*x.

147. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

148. Are you Dracula? You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.

Best Dirty Pickup Lines
Best Dirty Pickup Lines

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