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Step Brothers Quotes
1. “I am not the one staring at me.”
2. “Don’t lose your dinosaur.” — Robert Doback
3. “Then we’ll get around just fine.”
4. “Your singing is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.” — Dale Doback
5. “It’s the f***ing Catalina wine mixer.”
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6. “Snapping necks and cashing cheques.”
7. “Dad, what are you doing? It’s ‘Shark Week’!” — Dale Doback
8. “I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my pe***!” — Brennan
9. “This cyclone in vanuatu. Is it pan or pam?”
10. “Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta f*** one, marry one, kill one. Go!” — Dale Doback
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11. “I’ve been called the songbird of my generation.”
12. “Gotta have my boats and hoes!” — Dale Doback
13. “Boats ‘n’ hoes, boats ‘n’ hoes / I gotta have me my boats and hoes.”
14. “Shut your mouth. You’re just coming off stupid.”
15. “Last week I put liquid paper on a bee… And it died.”
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16. “I got a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this sh** on me?!”
17. “You’re wearing tuxedos to a job interview that requires you to clean bathrooms.”
18. “Don’t ever, ever touch my drum set. You understand?”
19. “Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled ‘rape’ at the top of your lungs.” — Nancy
20. “I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed!” — lumberjack Brennan
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21. “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!” — Brennan Huff
22. “Did we just become best friends? “Yep!”” — Brennan Huff
23. “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.” — Dale Doback
24. “My mom is being eaten by a dog and there’s nothing I can do!” — Brennan
25. “Dane Cook, pay–per–view, 20 minutes, let’s go!” — Derek
26. “I you wake me up… I will stab you, in the neck with a knife.”
27. “Robert better not get in my face, ’cause I’ll drop that mother f***er.”
28. “You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.” — Brennan Huff
29. “They broke! The bunk beds were such a terrible idea why did you make us do it? There;s blood everywhere!”
30. “You know what gets my di** hard? Helping out my friends.” — Derek
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31. “I didn’t want Salmon! I said it four times! This wedding is horse sh**.
32. “Listen, gang, don’t be mad at Dale for ruining the story…and possibly the evening.”
33. “I wanna make bank bro. I wanna drive a range rover. I wanna get a**.”
34. “I’m not great at this Hallmark stuff, but Brennan, when I look at you now, I don’t want to kick you in the head quite as much.” — Derek
35. “One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.” — Dale Doback
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36. “I’m not gonna call him dad. Brendan you are 39 years old, I wouldn’t expect you to call him dad. Well I’m not going to, ever! Even if there’s fire.”
37. “Your drumset is a wh***! I tea bagged your drum set!” — Brennan Huff
38. “I want to roll you into a little ball and shove you up my v***na.” — Alice
39. “Get out of my face, or I’m gonna roundhouse your a**.” — Brennan Huff
40. “I’m f***ing miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.” — Dale Doback
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41. “You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.” — Dale Doback
42. “This house is a f***ing prison!” “On Planet Bulls**t!” “In the galaxy of This S***s Camel D***s!”
43. ““I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.” “You don’t know anyone named Johnny Hopkins.” “It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering. And they were blazing that sh** up every day..””
44. “We sail around the world and go port to port / Every time I come I produce a quart” — Prestige Worldwide, “Boats ‘n’ Hos”
45. “I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I’m smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes, I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and… I just figure it out.” — Dale Doback
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46. “Hey Derek, you know what’s always good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butthole.” — Brennan
47. “You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I’m gonna punch you square in the face!”
48. “You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.” “You’re not a doctor. You’re a big, fat, curly-headed f***!”
49. “On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don’t even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.” — Dale Doback
50. “Maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.” — Brennan Huff
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51. “Or a feel minutes feel better but then my emotions decided to come back with a slap across my face and I sounded like I was choking on piece of biscuit from popeyes.”
52. “Dad, we’re men. That means a few things – we like to sh** with the door open, we talk about pu***, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That’s what we do, and now that is all wrecked.” — Dale Doback.
53. “See that black smudge right there on the blade? Randy, Jackson, from American Idol.”
54. “I’m Brennan.” “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.” “You have to call me Nighthawk.”
55. “Flat. It’s so flat, I can’t even…I don’t even know. You don’t even look good while you’re singing. The worst thing I’ve ever heard. This is twelve hundred dollars a week for voice lessons, and this is what I get? Okay, I’m gonna save it with the solo…”
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56. “Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I’m looking good, got a luscious hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes “Oh my God, I’ve had the old bull now I want the young calf” and she grabs me by the weiner.”
57. “The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Marian I’ll do you in the bottom while you’re drinking Sangria.”
58. “Listen, I know that we started out as foe. But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.” “I would follow you into the mists of Avalon, if that’s what you mean.”
59. “We sail around the world and go port to port / Every time I come I produce a quart” — Prestige Worldwide, “Boats ‘n’ Hos”
60. “You’re embarrassing yourself, you geriatric f***! Two things: You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She’s a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000. Or I’m gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your a**, you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces s**t!”
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61. “Who’s the retard?”
62. “I don’t believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness.”
63. “What if I want wings?”
64. “I was about six there. You don’t wanna see me go to ten.”
65. “There’s so much room for activities.”
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66. “Did we just become best friends?” — Brennan Huff
67. “I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home.”
68. “I’ll lick the dog sh** if you leave us alone.”
69. That’s so funny, the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.”
70. “I think I might be able to help with the pan-pam dilemma.”
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Step Brothers Movie Quotes
71. “So many activities!”– Brennan (Step Brothers Movie)
72. “Why are you so sweaty?” — Dale “I was watching cops.” — Brennan (Step Brothers Movie)
73. “What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?” — Brennan (Step Brothers Movie)
74. “Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?” — Brennan (Step Brothers Movie)
75. “I’m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!”— Brennan (Step Brothers Movie)
76. “This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.”— Dale (Step Brothers Movie)
77. “Brennan, Denise called and she said she can’t spend New Year’s Eve with you because she’s not your girlfriend, she’s your therapist.” — Nancy (Step Brothers Movie)
78. “Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.”– Dale (Step Brothers Movie)
79. “Listen, I know that we started out as foe. But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.” — Brennan (Step Brothers Movie)
80. “That’s so funny the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.”— Dale (Step Brothers Movie)
Best Step Brothers Quotes
81. “That’s cute, I remember when I had my first beer.”
82. “This is going to sound weird but, for a second, I think you took on the shape.”
83. “I didn’t want Salmon! I said it four times! This wedding is horse sh**.”
84. “What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?” — Brennan
85. “I’m fucking miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.”
86. “Your drumset is a whore! I tea bagged your drumset!” — Brennan Huff
87. “I wanna make bank bro. I wanna drive a range rover. I wanna get a**.”
88. “One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.”
89. “I you wake me up… I will stab you, in the neck with a knife.”
90. “I honestly, thought that I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes and at one point he said,”Lets’s get it on.”
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